MY 38 VICES FOR LIFE

It's my birthday today 😎
  1. 1.
    Don't hold on to a compliment; always give it away
  2. 2.
    Left is the road less traveled
  3. 3.
    You have the right to change your mind
  4. 4.
    Be kind
  5. 5.
    Forgive yourself
  6. 6.
    Doubt before believe
  7. 7.
    Question everything
  8. 8.
    You are enough
  9. 9.
    This too shall pass
  10. 10.
    If you don't ask, the answer is always 'no'
  11. 11.
    First impressions matter but don't necessarily last
  12. 12.
    Wear good shoes always
  13. 13.
    Abstaining is also a choice
  14. 14.
    Black is evergreen
  15. 15.
    Going the hard way is costly
  16. 16.
    Don't wear out things
  17. 17.
    When people show you who they are, believe them the first time
    Maya Angelou
  18. 18.
    Call your mother
  19. 19.
    Embrace caffeine
  20. 20.
    It's OK to wear the same colour everyday
    People in uniform do it all the time
  21. 21.
    Learn to fold a fitted sheet correctly
    Thank you, Martha Stewart: http://www.marthastewart.com/269141/how-to-fold-a-fitted-sheet. I passed this on to SO many people.
  22. 22.
    Some things make you happy. Own them if it doesn't hurt others
  23. 23.
    Failure is not your only option
  24. 24.
    If a thing does not change, and no amount of whining changes it, then fucking stop it
    The whining, that is. I was taught that one would only change in a life-changing event like death and sickness. I'm observing this closely.
  25. 25.
    Enjoy cake
    Even if you're not a fan of it
  26. 26.
    Chocolate is a valid peace offering
  27. 27.
    Offer someone a drink if they visit you
    I mistakenly thought everyone knows this
  28. 28.
    Sometimes the best place to be is some place else
  29. 29.
    Trust but verify
  30. 30.
    You can have good company with bad food but never good food with bad company
  31. 31.
    You can always make money
    Other things, not all the time
  32. 32.
    Smile. It helps
  33. 33.
    Find your kind of caffeine
  34. 34.
    Doing it for the money is a valid purpose/reason
    One can't keep this up forever though
  35. 35.
    Be grateful
    Thank anything/-one that someone does for you. They can choose not to
  36. 36.
    You can choose anything
    You always have a choice. You do.
  37. 37.
    You do feel and are better as you get older
    Or rather, I do. I'm a better person now than I was 10 years ago
  38. 38.
    You are loved. You are loved. You are loved.