MY FAVORITE GROUPIES

Now with commentary
  1. β€’
    A glaring of cats
    Too true 😾
  2. β€’
    A murder of crows
    My non-existent rock band
  3. β€’
    A lack of principals (heads of states)
    Former UK prime minister, Harold MacMillan, coined this term when heads of states meet. Brilliant, sir.
  4. β€’
    A parliament of owls
    Them and their eyes and fluffy necks.
  5. β€’
    A slither of gossip columnists
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  6. β€’
    An intrusion of cockroaches
    You mean, INVASION
  7. β€’
    A shrewdness of apes
    Most apt
  8. β€’
    A congregation of alligators
    We are here today to again vie for our spot in the sun. Charlie, no, stop.
  9. β€’
    An asylum of drummers
    We get along so well in this cacophony
  10. β€’
    A turmoil of porpoises
    What's troubling you, dear sea cows? 🐳
  11. β€’
    A sneer of butlers
    Jeeves H.
  12. β€’
    A lie of golfers
    Which is better than their alternative of 'tedium'. Hah!
  13. β€’
    A rash of dermatologists
    Now, you're just being cheeky
  14. β€’
    A spread of nymphomaniacs
    And now coy
  15. β€’
    An/A embarrassment/persistence of parents
    Both, both is good
  16. β€’
    A memory of elephants
    🐘 You know, grandmas
  17. β€’
    An unkindness of ravens
    Why are ravens getting a bad rep?
  18. β€’
    An absence/indifference/order of waiters
    This is just mean. Though we all have seen a truth of it πŸ€”
  19. β€’
    A wisdom of wombats
    Am still waiting