NOW THAT WE FOUND LOVE WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

So hangover-free alcohol is imminent (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/18/north-korea-invents-hangover-free-alcohol). What's next? But should some things not be so culpable?
  1. Comfortable new shoes
  2. Just right risotto
  3. Zips that zip
  4. Non-brain freezing ice-cream
  5. Waterproof suede shoes
  6. Light umbrellas
  7. Self-sharpening blades
  8. Melt-free makeup
    As opposed to frozen ones 👀