1. Unsynch moving mouth and words
    Change the channel! Change the channel!
  2. Finger in book
    When you don't have a bookmark to mark where you've stopped. I don't dog-ear.
  3. Places without signs
    Where are we and are we here yet?
  4. The train pole when someone decides to lean his/her back/bum against it
    <cue This-is-Sparta> This is public transport!
  5. That one friend
    I spoke about said friend here: WHEN I WAS UNEMPLOYED FOR 2 YEARS 📂. And I can't. Not yet. I've forgave but I can never forget.