Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. Unsolicited Truther
  2. Resident Hermit But Needs Wifi
  3. Obsessions: We've Been Through This And No
  4. Opinions: She Has Too Many
  5. Somehow She Heard That Navy Looks Good On TV And She Has Been Wearing Them Religiously
  6. Never Leave A Bag Behind
  7. Food And Friends: Know Your Place
  8. Sorry, Just Got Your Text/Miscall
  9. My Old Friend, Lazy