TITLES FOR THE MEMOIR I WILL NEVER WRITE

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
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    Unsolicited Truther
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    Resident Hermit But Needs Wifi
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    Obsessions: We've Been Through This And No
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    Opinions: She Has Too Many
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    Somehow She Heard That Navy Looks Good On TV And She Has Been Wearing Them Religiously
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    Never Leave A Bag Behind
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    Food And Friends: Know Your Place
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    Sorry, Just Got Your Text/Miscall
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    My Old Friend, Lazy