1. Doug
    Because human names for dogs are always funny.
  2. Sir Charles Barkley
    Mostly to celebrate his acting prowess in Space Jam.
  3. Ruby
    It's a great name for an 80 year old woman and also (wo)man's best friend.
  4. Hash Browns
    You're going to sounds dumb as hell yelling at Hash browns to stop humping everything at the dog park.
  5. Sawyer
    No, I'm not a huge Lost fan. I think it's from a book???