CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

these are out of order and so are my neuroses
  1. Ponte Vedra Bitch
  2. Coming True
  3. The Way It's Supposed to Be
  4. Getting What (You Think) You Want
  5. I'm the Best and also Worst Person Ever
  6. Anxiety-induced Anxiety
  7. I Am Becoming My Support System
  8. No, I Don't Know Anything About Weddings
  9. Downloading the List App
  10. I Broke My Own Elbow and it's been Healing for Two Years