ALTERNATIVES TO CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE

  1. Cheesecake in a waiting room
  2. Old ham in Bloomingdales
  3. Baked ziti in hell
  4. Popcorn in wedding chapel
  5. Cough medicine in small cafe
  6. Chicken salad sandwich at the mall
  7. Frozen pizza in a barber shop
  8. Cobb salad in a jiffy lube
  9. Hot broth in margaritaville
  10. Stuffed peppers in a courtroom
  11. Crackerjacks in a pick truck
  12. Hummus in the waiting room
    Suggested by   @jilianbream
  13. Dim sum in a parking garage
    Suggested by   @evan