LOOSE JUNK FROM MY IPHONE NOTES
- •Bride with braces
- •A song called "I'm the oldest man working in this Sbarro"
- •If it's a crime to hug a police dog then arrest me now.
- •Thinking a Cornish game hen is a baby chicken
- •Basketball coach who casually quotes Tammy Wynette- "Ok! Stand by your man! Give him two arms to cling to!"
- •CHILI RECIPE: ketchup+meat
- •When you rest you rust
- •"He popped all my liquigels!"