1. Bride with braces
  2. A song called "I'm the oldest man working in this Sbarro"
  3. If it's a crime to hug a police dog then arrest me now.
  4. Thinking a Cornish game hen is a baby chicken
  5. Basketball coach who casually quotes Tammy Wynette- "Ok! Stand by your man! Give him two arms to cling to!"
  6. CHILI RECIPE: ketchup+meat
  7. When you rest you rust
  8. "He popped all my liquigels!"