TESTED AND APPROVED CATCHPHRASES FOR THE MODERN WOMAN

  1. Not without my hat!
  2. From the top of my head to the tip of my tampon.
  3. FUCK OFF
  4. Want to split and split? (In reference to two entrees)
  5. YES BITCH!
  6. Ack!
  7. I love my pearls and curls!
  8. With a side of fries.
  9. I won't get out of bed for anything less than three dollars.
  10. Diamonds are a squirrel's best friend.
  11. These have always brought me luck. (In reference to your giant white diamonds, you are elizabeth taylor.)
  12. I creamed my jeans!
  13. We don't put out.