THE LAST 5 TEXTS I RECEIVED

  1. "Let's order!"
    Conner on his way home! Ready to order seamless.
  2. "Almost there! Might be turkey time!"
    From my friend Oz. If a man wants to enter my apartment without my dog coming mentally unhinged I have to meet him outside with turkey.
  3. A tutorial video shot by my mom of my dad showing me how to put the seats down in the back of his SUV because I'm borrowing their car while I'm in LA.
  4. "The gum chewing. 👌🏻👌🏻"
    @brittneysylvia about @ConnerOMalley's trump video from late night with seth meyers.
  5. "Have fun! ❤️❤️❤️❤️"
    My brother. What a lil sweetie!