FEELINGS OF A WOMAN WHO IS ABOUT TO CHAIR HER FIRST ALL- STAFF MEETING, AS DESCRIBED BY RUPAUL GIFS

  1. Bitch I got this
  2. Oh no wait I'm going to throw up
  3. Is everything going to be ok????
  4. People are pulling out of their agenda items all over the place
  5. Everyone will be looking at me
  6. Why is this my career
  7. If I resign in the next 30 minutes I won't have to chair this meeting
  8. No!!!
  9. Snap out of it
  10. I am competent and interesting!
  11. I will not pass out on the boardroom table!
  12. I won't embarrass myself in front of the whole office!
  13. And I can chair a goddamn adequate meeting
  14. With the spirit of RuPaul TV Show Host flowing through me