MY 10 FAVOURITE OUTFITS FROM KIM KARDASHIAN: HOLLYWOOD

Is it not cool to be semi-ironically really into this game any more? Don't care.
  1. 1.
    This dress was definitely worth the 50 K-Stars I spent on it for a New Years Eve catwalk show. It's BALMAIN, dahlings!
  2. 2.
    I was married in this elegant cream jumpsuit. Solange Knowles stole the idea from ME.
  3. 3.
    This look is called Slutty Hipster Beatnik (trademark pending)
  4. 4.
    You can copy my style by taking inspiration from this - more of a dressed down daytime look for when I am just relaxing at my country club in the Hamptons. My totally laid back organic tan leather skirt was such a bargain at $2500!
  5. 5.
    Who WOULDN'T prance around their Monet-bedecked 5 star Paris hotel suite in a beautiful gown given half a chance, I ask you?
  6. 6.
    When in Tokyo, I do as the Tokyans do.
  7. 7.
    Celebs get cold in winter too but only on ski resorts.
  8. 8.
    As a celebrity, I'm just like you, except my house has a view of the ocean and my orange skinny jeans cost $780.
  9. 9.
    I call this look Billionaire Russian Trophy Wife. That is what I aspire to be, because even though I have 100 million fans I still only get paid $1000 for 8 hours of modelling work and that won't keep me in European lake houses and fancy vintage wines for long.
  10. 10.
    This trusty, well co-ordinated ensemble is the perfect street style choice for when I step off my $60k yacht in Sydney harbour and the paparazzi are like, right there! Who could have seen that coming after Maria called and told them where I was!? The life of a star is so wild.