SIGNS I ACED NEW YEAR'S EVE TONIGHT

  1. Arrived home at 12:55am
  2. Maintained the perfect level of drunk to dance and have fun without tipping over the edge into "I wish I didn't have that last one" land
  3. Make up looked pretty on point if I say so myself (black + gold eyeshadow + Rimmel Kate Moss 107 dark berry red lipstick)
  4. Group hugs
  5. Acquired all the ingredients for tomorrow morning's no-cook brunch in advance
  6. Avoided Uber surges
  7. Avoided making any new friends
  8. Cat sleeping on me now
  9. Expecting 3 - 6 months of pretty smooth sailing, just life wise