1. It's at a bar right? Alcohol will be there? I'm in.
  2. Internet people are just like us.
  3. Ok, so it's kind of like xanga but for my 20s.
    If you remember xanga then bless you 🙏🏻
  4. Don't talk to people with thick mustaches because they will be balding.
    All the hair moved from the top of their head to their upper lip. (only @brittscott and @aubreyljohnson will understand this one.)
  5. We all have the worst first date stories and they are hilarious/terrifying.
  6. These people are actually dope as hell.