I am an idiot
  1. Cold coffee with vanilla creamer
  2. Chicken Parm
  3. Pasta with tomato sauce
  4. Candy corn
  5. Twix
  6. Hot Tamales (candy)
  7. Pre-made black tea
  8. Nerds
  9. Cheetos
  10. Doritos
  11. (But I also drank a mini bottle of water and ate salad so that probably cancels it all out, right? Gurgle.)