PROBABLE REASONS PEOPLE ON THIS TRAIN HATE ME

Because people keep glaring at me
  1. I took a four seater for me and my bags
  2. I look like garbage
  3. I also probably smell like garbage
  4. I feel like the vibe I'm putting out right now is "I know what I've done to all of you and I don't care"
    And it's true
  5. They probably think I'm hungover
    Which I'm not I just haven't slept since yesterday
  6. I look like scum because I haven't showered
  7. But mostly that I took the four seater with the outlets
    And I'm not even using them! Suck it bitches