WEIRD THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME AT WORK

Part one of many
  1. 25 kindergarteners sang Hotline Bling at me in unison
  2. 45 2nd and 3rd graders whipped and nae nae'd at me
  3. I had to open boxes of cookies and count them out and put them into smaller bags
    Making me feel like the scarface of cookies
  4. I spent all day ripping a single piece of paper off of hundreds of packets
  5. A 3 year old boy peed himself behind the printer
    And then cried when he had to leave in protest