Wi-Fi Hotspot Names, Ranked

To preface this list, I'm a university student and I live in residence. Residence internet (affectionately called "RezNet") is the slowest, most inconsistent internet service I have ever used. My boyfriend's roommate hotspots the Wi-Fi to increase its consistency and uses hilarious names for the networks.
  1. 1.
    Bill Wi the Science Fi
    This one is my favourite.
  2. 2.
    RezNet 2: Electric Boogaloo
    What a meme.
  3. 3.
    Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
    Give it to me baby...
  4. 4.
    WORST. INTERNET. EVER.
    Like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
  5. 5.
    GoF**kYourselfRezNet
    Subtle.
  6. 6.
    I will update as he continues to change the hotspot name...