Things to Do While Waiting for a 9gb Game Update

Downloading the Halo 5 multiplayer patch
  1. Feed cat
  2. Preheat oven
  3. Play with cat
  4. Put frozen food in oven
  5. Smoke cigarette
  6. Do dishes
  7. Watch grey's anatomy
  8. Eat dinner
  9. Smoke cigarette
  10. Pet cat
  11. Watch another grey's
  12. Check social media for likes of food picture
  13. Do dishes from dinner
  14. Smoke cigarette
  15. Sigh at cat
  16. Start episode of Nashville
  17. Download still at only 95%
  18. Smoke another cigarette
  19. Cat falls asleep