1. Bagels aren't healthy
    It's a total lie I don't care what anyone says
  2. Ice cream isn't healthy
    Fatty foods fuel your brain so the more ice cream you eat the smarter you are
  3. Daylight savings is useful
  4. Time zones are useful
    If the seasons don't change depending on where you are why does the time have to?
  5. Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark isn't the best movie that has ever been made
    Why would people say that when it so clearly is ??