Life Achievement Unlocked

  1. One of my students called me over during passing time.
  2. She couldn't get her locker open.
  3. I went over, saw that it looked jammed...
  4. So I performed my go-to move: hard kick to the bottom of the locker
  5. AND THE LOCKER OPENED IMMEDIATELY
    Just popped the fuck open
  6. And in that moment, I was as badass as I have ever been.