Life Achievement Unlocked
- •One of my students called me over during passing time.
- •She couldn't get her locker open.
- •I went over, saw that it looked jammed...
- •So I performed my go-to move: hard kick to the bottom of the locker
- •AND THE LOCKER OPENED IMMEDIATELYJust popped the fuck open
- •And in that moment, I was as badass as I have ever been.