Thoughts that go through ur mind when ur BF tells you last min, shots u need for ur surprise trip

As sweet as it is for him to surprise me with a trip, I asked a month ago if I needed shots and one week till said trip, I need travel vaccines
  1. Fuck, I'm probably gonna die.
  2. Ok, let's Wikipedia the vaccines and figure out how urgent it is.
  3. Nope. Why did I just do that. Wikipedia is like the angle of death.
  4. Let's call the CDC hotline.
  5. They're closed past 8pm?! What if I'm dying?
  6. Ok fine let's ZocDoc an appointment
  7. Of course, the only times available are during work hours.
  8. Guess I'm taking a lunch break!