REAL-TIME THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN CLIMBING THE STAIRS TO MY 5TH FL WALKUP

  1. 1st floor: 5 floors? Pfft. I've lived here 3 years, this is easy.
  2. 2nd floor: if this was my old apartment, I'd only have one more floor.
  3. 3rd floor: why do I already feel a little winded?
  4. 4th floor: OMG seriously? Another one? I'm just gonna take a short break...
  5. 5th floor: made it! *pant* that wasn't so bad *pant* I feel sorry for those suckers on the 6th floor *pant pant pant* nap time?