MY FAVORITE EMOJIS AND WHY

  1. 💩 because it smiles and mine doesn't
  2. 🍰 because it's a portion-controlled version of 🎂
  3. 🐽 because whoever took this extreme closeup nailed it!
  4. 💰 because it's tied nice and tight at the top so it won't make me curse for days after the bag pops open
  5. 👻 because an invisible ghost that may have vision problems is kind of funny
  6. 🐍 because this snake is choking itself out
  7. 💦 because nobody ever uses it without the 🍆 so it never means "water"
  8. 💨 because farts.
  9. 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇬🇧🇰🇷🇯🇵🇫🇷🇩🇪🇦🇺🇨🇦🇪🇸🇮🇹🇳🇱🇷🇺🇧🇷🇲🇽🇮🇳🇸🇪🇸🇦🇹🇷🇦🇨🇦🇩🇦🇪🇦🇫🇦🇬🇦🇮🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇴🇦🇶🇦🇷🇦🇸🇦🇹🇦🇼🇦🇽🇦🇿🇧🇦🇧🇧🇧🇩🇧🇪🇧🇫🇧🇬🇧🇭🇧🇮🇧🇯🇧🇱🇧🇲🇧🇳🇧🇴🇧🇶🇧🇸🇧🇹🇧🇼🇧🇾🇧🇿🇨🇨🇨🇩🇨🇫🇨🇬🇨🇭🇨🇮🇨🇰🇨🇱🇨🇲🇨🇴🇨🇷🇨🇺🇨🇻🇨🇼🇨🇽🇨🇾🇨🇿🇩🇬🇩🇯🇩🇰🇩🇲🇩🇴 because Sheldon Cooper's "Fun with Flags"
  10. 📱🖥 because Apple.
  11. 💯 because I keep it 100.