MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS
I am the most interesting man alive. But I still get embarrassed
- •So one time during track, I pants my bestfriend. LOL. I got the whole nine yards. My father ain't raise no quitter. His goods were in full view of all the girls in our grade. Little did I know that he would get me back. Even worse. I go to take a shower in the locker room. As I go to grab my clothes...you guessed it...they were missing.
- •One time I was spanking the monkey. You know tugging the willy. Well I decided to do it in the living room...yeah bad idea. Fully naked with the sliding doors wide open. To my disbelief I look up to my father being like wtf outside. I walked away, put on my clothes, and did a shit ton of chores that day.
- •One day in 7th grade, I took my crushes planner and decided to seal the deal. I use multicolored pens to drop the question, "will you be my girlfriend". Let's just say she got her planner back and clearly stated that she wasn't interesting.
- •One time I took a couple fireworks and was just being the usual pyromaniac. I go down to light a firework but did not realize that it was already lit. I spent into my parents bathroom searching for any makeup to cover my missing left eyebrow. That night my mom was like nice fake eyebrow...I was so close.
- •One time in soccer I was playing defense and the ball came towards me. Instead of kicking it away I passed it to the goalie....and scored on him. We lost that game.
- •One time I was running during track. I thought I was so cool running backwards in front of the baseball team. I tripped over my feet and fell backwards. I have a huge scared on my wrist! Just ask I'll show you