Things Paul Moat doesn't like

He doesn't like some stuff.
  1. Pasta
    Fuck knows why?
  2. Cheese. But, melted cheese is ok... Cheese sauce is "just wrong"
  3. Apple juice. And Cider, because it tastes like apple juice.
  4. Tomatoes that aren't cooked
  5. Rice. "It's the work of the devil" - PM
  6. Old people in short shorts.
  7. Strangers that don't respect the no talking rule when they sit next to you on public transport.
  8. Horseradish
  9. Apostrophes
  10. Sparking water. I like tonic water, but not the sparking stuff. "It's the bubbles"
  11. Hummus
  12. Earl Grey tea
  13. People who don't understand how filter traffic lights work.
  14. Marzipan