THINGS I FOUND IN A MAGASIN GENERAL IN OLD QUEBEC CITY

  1. As Beyoncé once posited, "I'll be your sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare"
  2. Dream catchers of various sizes and shapes to snatch up all kinds of nightmares
  3. The rule of three
  4. French Canadian hipster ESSENTIAL
  5. Political statements
  6. All things maple shrine
  7. Um, porn?
  8. Guys, I don't get it either
  9. I would honestly still probably prefer to consume this over the real thing
  10. A smaller little friend hidden by the doorway to hex you on your way out
  11. BONUS: OUTSIDE THE STORE
    I know the author of the faint text probably also meant PUSSY, but what if he/she literally meant PSY, artistic genius behind Gangnam Style? What if they've kidnapped him and this is their mark, their warning to the city and world at large? What THEN?