1. TITTIES!
  2. That Pom looks like a fuzzy queef
  3. Rihanna's look rn is so Johnny Depp circa 2004
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  4. I would NEVER enter an enclosed space with Rihanna
    Solange is watching and taking notes
  5. Honestly I'd be flattered if Rihanna kidnapped me
  6. Imagine being naked in front of Rihanna and feeling good about yourself
  7. She 100% hoists up Rita Ora just like that and swings her around with a bat just for fun. I can already hear Nicki cackling in the background
  8. Mk RiRi and her crew are honestly just a more gangster version of the Sanderson sisters from Hocus Pocus (all the way down to hair color/style)
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  9. Where'd the queef go?
  10. IS THAT ERIC ROBERTS?? MOST PROLIFIC MUSIC VIDEO CAMEO OF OUR TIME??
    See for yourself: http://bit.ly/1GQUfaK
  11. Keep expecting James Franco or like Vanessa Hudgens to pop up tbh
  12. Soooo is RiRi officially endorsing DADDYS?
  13. Imagine being Rihanna's DADDY
  14. TIT TAAAAAAYYYSS
  15. I would love for RiRi to Ri-enact that final scene in the MoMA for 24 hours a la Tilda Swinton
    Do you think Tilda Swinton has ever slept in her coffin while Disturbia plays in the background?