WHY DO I OWN THESE THINGS?!
- •High heelsI'm not 21 anymore, even flats are stretching it
- •Clothes hangersWe all know the clean clothes will stay in a pile until I wear them next
- •Dining room tableTV trays, man. Food + TV= 🙌
- •Knick KnacksI DO NOT NEED MORE CRAP TO DUST!!!
- •AeratorI cannot wait 45 more seconds for my wine to get "air", I need it immediately. 🍷🍷 (yes this emoji is in my frequently used list)
- •48 mis-matched towelsI cannot throw away a perfectly ragged towel
- •A bed for my toddlerWe all know he's just going to end up in our bed