1. I don't understand anyone that goes on stage to talk about their life in front of a roomful of strangers.
  2. Son, I am really impressed that you get up there like that.
  3. That video of your story was excellent.
  4. But what was wrong with your face? You look funny under those lights.
  5. Why does that person think they are interesting
  6. Saw that one coming.
  7. That (sexual coming of age) story was dumb and I will tell you why. In my day we did have Victoria's secret. We had the real deal...Playboys and Penthouse. None of this underwear crap.