NOW ACCEPTING VALENTINE APPLICATIONS

❤️🍾🍫🍾❤️
  1. Me: a strong independent woman who just wants someone to cook for her and give her presents and validate her existence by telling her she's beautiful
  2. You: kind human who wants to cuddle with me for a full 24 hours
  3. If interested, please provide the following information in the comments:
  4. Resume of past Valentine's Day experience
  5. Sample menu of what you plan to cook for me
  6. Description of your cuddling technique
  7. Special skills
  8. Non-fucbois preferred. Applications will be accepted until February 13 at 11:59pm.