Things Newborn Humans and Very Heavy Drinkers are Really Good At

  1. Sleeping during the day
  2. Throwing up
  3. Drinking liquids in large quantities
  4. Lying down
  5. Having poor control of arms and legs
  6. Burping
  7. Urinating on their clothes
  8. Falling asleep in loud rooms and in odd positions
  9. Having jaundice