CHAPTERS FOR MY NEW SEQUEL

What am i doing with my life
  1. 1.
    The one night stand ode
    I have the ability to fall in love with anyone that I meet. Which makes all the one night stands and awkward tinder blow job dates beyond weird. Do I call them back and say thanks or do I just try to act like nothing ever happen and just ignore them.
  2. 2.
    goodbye to PBR
    I cant believe that drinking beer now makes me physically sick. The old me who able to drink 8 Beers a night and feel great cant even drink one PBR without wanting to die. ( how so i keep my alternative image now)
  3. 3.
    Im still working my old job that I hate
    Help
  4. 4.
    I like to sit in the dark and cry
    I have too much going on and a huge headache all the time. Why do i have to pay for water? Shouldnt water be a free human fundamental right?
  5. 5.
    How do i maintain friendships and relationships
    I managed to date someone for 2 weeks then breakup with them because i was drunk the whole relationship. All my close pals are in committed long relationships while im the one that goes on weird tinder dates and they worry about me getting murdered
  6. 6.
    My life sounds like a fucked up rom com
    My life is not a movie tho because that shit never happens in real life
  7. 7.
    My life is still a mess since the first set of chapters
    But whats a girl gotta do, am i right or am i right