REASONS WHY I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK

Because I refuse to blame it on laziness or lack of effort
  1. 1.
    I discovered the List App
    This is self explanatory, right? Cause Jesus Christ this app is amazing. Shout to @maxxdez for single handedly ruining the rest of my semester :)
  2. 2.
    I decided to clean...
    The entire FUCKING HOUSE
  3. 3.
    Mary J + Portlandia
    LIFE RUINER. In the best way
  4. 4.
    I discovered the meaning of life and tell all of my friends about it
    Each one of them. I repeat the story probably 15 times by the end of the day
  5. 5.
    You realize how amazing Kendrick Lamar's lyrics are
    And you're mind is absolutely blown
  6. 6.
    You decided to look for a very insignificant arbitrary object that you lost 3 weeks ago
    "Dude, where the hell is my purple scrunchie?"
  7. 7.
    Currents by Tame Impala. What a dynamite record MAN
    That shit takes me AWAY
  8. 8.
    Because I have intense ADHD and if I hear a fly buzzing 49 feet away I get distracted
    Next thing you know I'm practicing my newly learned yoga moves in the living room