THEODYSSEYONLINE ARTICLE TITLES

Reasons I want to ban "theodysseyonline."
  1. "An open letter to..."
    Dude. Letters are meant to be personal. Write your own damn letter.
  2. "13 reasons why you should thank (insert a name of a person you're close to) for..."
    Always thank people. Always. Not just after reading a mediocre article published on theodysseyonline.
  3. "I'm not a/an ______ and that is okay."
    Ok. You're trying to go against a norm of society. That's fine. Nobody cares. You think you'll get a reaction. Nope.
  4. "Everything you need to know about ______."
    Thanks. Thank you for sharing your (amateur) expertise.
  5. "I'm just a girl that likes pizza."
    Enough. Said.