Sex I NEVER want to have

Okay some of this is "sex I never want to have again" but .... yeah ..... I'm a messy human
  1. Anything with weapons
    🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻
  2. Anyone who whispers "tell me about your despair" (Mary Oliver) in my ear
    THIS HAPPENED IT WAS SO WEIRD 0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND
  3. Anything on a bare mattress
    Especially in a kitchen
  4. Any night I drink a lot of malt liquor
    I always puke because I drink like half a gallon of it because what is self control?