1. I really like you. Like oh god I have a huge crush on you. You're so cool. You're so creative. You're really cute. I want you to like me so bad. Please please please please like me.
  2. You think I'm the coolest a girl ever and it scares me because I have a feeling you have an idea of what kind of girl I am and that it's different from who I am.
  3. I'm going to break things off with you next time I see you. Also, there's a difference between crude and cruel humor and I don't like that for you, no distinction exists.