Things Muggles do better
- •MUSICLIKE NO COMPETITION AT ALL THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COOL WIZARD ART PUNK BUT MUGGLES HAVE ALL THE VARIETY
- •Music part IIiPods - music in your pocket is fucking magic okay!!!!
- •PensWhy were Fred and George the first wizards to have self inking quills BALLPOINT PENS FOREVER
- •MoviesTHEY'RE GREAT WIZARDS DON'T HAVE THEM SUCKS TO SUCK
- •Instant communicationImagine wizard AOL messaging bc I can't
- •I don't have to explain this
- •GOVERNMENT CHECKS AND BALANCES AND JUDAICAL SYSTEMNot that it's not flawed, it's inherently flawed as a human creation, but striving toward balance and equality is better than the rampant corruption that seems to inhibit wizardung government like WTF IS THIS 12 YEARS AZKABAN WITH NO TRIAL AND NO EVIDENCE AND NO LAWYER
- •Mental healthWhy is there no wizard therapy - you can't magic your way to healthy neurons can you???
- •DNA TESTINGImagine a world where Remus Lupin could know that he could safely have a child with Tonks because he could opt for DNA testing and see what traits you won't pass to your child. IMAGINE??!!!