Things Muggles do better

  1. MUSIC
    LIKE NO COMPETITION AT ALL THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COOL WIZARD ART PUNK BUT MUGGLES HAVE ALL THE VARIETY
  2. Music part II
    iPods - music in your pocket is fucking magic okay!!!!
  3. Pens
    Why were Fred and George the first wizards to have self inking quills BALLPOINT PENS FOREVER
  4. Movies
    THEY'RE GREAT WIZARDS DON'T HAVE THEM SUCKS TO SUCK
  5. Instant communication
    Imagine wizard AOL messaging bc I can't
  6. GOOGLE
    I don't have to explain this
  7. GOVERNMENT CHECKS AND BALANCES AND JUDAICAL SYSTEM
    Not that it's not flawed, it's inherently flawed as a human creation, but striving toward balance and equality is better than the rampant corruption that seems to inhibit wizardung government like WTF IS THIS 12 YEARS AZKABAN WITH NO TRIAL AND NO EVIDENCE AND NO LAWYER
  8. Mental health
    Why is there no wizard therapy - you can't magic your way to healthy neurons can you???
  9. DNA TESTING
    Imagine a world where Remus Lupin could know that he could safely have a child with Tonks because he could opt for DNA testing and see what traits you won't pass to your child. IMAGINE??!!!