inspired by @joemurphy
  1. deny it's happening for awhile
  2. live a life of lavishness for as long as possible
  3. when i'm out of money, go camping, take a lot of magic mushrooms
  4. possibly die from consuming the wrong kind of mushrooms
  5. probably become a zombie
  6. accept my fate because eh why not?
  7. i won't regret a damn thing