I don't want to talk about it but...
  1. Chris Paul.
    He's not even human.
  2. Adam Levine?
    When did he start playing basketball? And why is he calling himself JJ? Isn't there a rule that no basketball player should ever be this good looking?
  3. Horn malfunction.
    I'm still mad at it.
  4. Pop.
    I love him.
  5. Best.
    ...series of the playoffs just happened.
  6. Clippers.
    If we had to lose, I'm glad it was to you.
  7. Good luck.
    Rockets. I'm calling it now. Clippers.