HOW TO RUIN A RELATIONSHIP
Or maybe strengthen it?
- •Text your s/o "I hate everyone."Even if this text immediately follows the Spurs losing Game 7 to the Clippers. Especially if it fells right in the moment.
- •Say, "I love you more than anything."...while looking at the dog.
- •Fill the sink with dirty dishes.Then promise you'll do them after you take a break. Watching the full season of Unbreakable doesn't count as a break.
- •Rub said s/o's belly and tell him/her "I love you even if you have a little belly."Apparently no one wants to hear this (or feel this). Ever. Ever.
- •Mess up s/o's perfect piles.Nobody likes a bully. Even if you're just being a sour patch kid.