THINGS I HAVE DONE THIS WEEKEND
- •Napped in my bathing suit on a bunk bed sans fitted sheet.
- •Spilled a tall boy of Budweiser all over the dock.
- •Patted my sun kissed paunch after too many ruffles.
- •Wore vans without socks.
- •Held hands with another girl so our inner tubes wouldn't drift apart.
- •Listened to fire crackling and rain falling and Miley Cyrus singing.
- •Thought about last July 4th when we spent hundreds for you to visit so we could go to that BBQ together. And how I used the cold weather as an excuse to sit inside alone. And how that's when I knew it was over, even though we would wait another season to say it out loud.
- •Refused to take off American flag leggings.