5 REASONS I'M TOTALLY ADORABLE AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE JEALOUS OF ME
This is cute!!! Thanks @teamgivan !!!!
- •I do this thing when I'm braggin about how gr888 I am where I start vogueing my hands around my face and like posing for 80s school pictures by resting my chin on my fist
- •I yell at grown men who drive out the one way entrance to the McDonald's two doors down from my house like bitch I'm trying to live
- •I only use the word bitch in reference to grown men
- •I always find candy in my backpack sometimes and it's usually after I've been drinking and I always offer my backpack candy to taxi drivers when I get taxis
- •I wear glitter on my face always even when I have no other makeup on I'm sparkly always