1. Arnott's Salada crackers
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    So dry
  2. Foxton fizz
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    I don't want to risk it in case I get a lime (sick)
  3. Milkshake lollies
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    When I was little I told my dad I hated these because they taste like teeth. They don't, but they do taste like milk so fuck that.
  4. Macintosh lollies
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    These are for the elderly, not five year olds. They were always rock hard and you'd go running for them in the lollie scramble and then be so disappointed when you emptied your pockets.
  5. Marmite sandwiches
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    Always so much better on toast with melted butter or in a cheesy toasted sandwich.
  6. Twisties
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    I was never that into Twisties?
  7. Minties lollies
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    Always in lollie scrambles with the milkshakes. I mean they're fine, but we deserve better.
  8. Ham sandwiches
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    These were so basic, just ham and bread but honestly I'd still give it a crack.
  9. Bluebird chippies
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    Yuuuup unless they're ready salted because what the fuck that's so plain, give me flavour or give me nothing.
  10. Cheerios
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    I'm trash but these with heaps of T sauce rule.
  11. Jaffas
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    Chocolate anything is a winner, plus these are great for throwing at people's heads cause they fucking hurt.
  12. Fairy bread
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    White bread, butter/margarine, and 100s and 1000s. If you haven't experienced this then you gotta do it cause it's the best ridiculous food.
  13. Themed birthday cake
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    They were never as fancy as this one but my mum always did something fun and delicious.
  14. Sausage rolls
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    Nothing comes above sausage rolls.