CRAZY STUFF I DID AS A TEENAGER THAT I WOULD NEVER DO NOW

  1. Walk home, drunk, 1 1/2 hours across town at 4am
  2. Go to random parties where a friend of a friend of a friend vaguely knew one person who was going to be there
  3. Get in a car with a driver who had been drinking
  4. Eat nothing all day in preparation for drinking so it would "hit me faster"
  5. Openly drink in liquor ban areas
  6. Adapt my behaviour to what I thought boys would find attractive
    This is the dumbest one
  7. Assume every person I met had good intentions
  8. Lie to my parents about where I was going to be
    So stupid, the number of times this could have backfired when my mum gladly would have picked me up to ensure my safety and look after me is ridiculous
  9. Wear ballet flats