1. If you had a twin I would still choose you
    Yeah bitch cause we're different people
  2. When you nod your head yes but you wanna say no, what do you mean?
  3. My mama she told me don't worry about your size, cause boys like a little more booty to hold at night ;)
    Ugh does this not seem like a fuckboy would say it? Also the message is fucked up like "love your body! But only because a boy loves it!" There is literally no point in teaching girls body positivity and self love if in the same breath you are telling them to need men's validation.
  4. "Picture that with a Kodak. Or better yet, go to Times Square / take a picture of me with a Kodak"
    Yeah we got it, Mr paid spokesman. Twice in two lines? What a sellout
    Suggested by @edge
  5. She got a big booty so I call her big booty
    2 Chainz is a real lyrical genius
    Suggested by @shawnlizlix
  6. "Your lipstick's still on my pillow, your flip flops are still on my patio."
    Lyrics by AJ, some 17 year old boy who opened for Pentatonix and everyone hated.
    Suggested by @sarahmccoy