This movie is garbage but it's my kind of garbage
  1. "Will I ever score?" There's nothing wrong with just liking each other."
    ahahaha nup I only wanna be your friend
  2. What would they say if they knew it was Michael
    Sung in a disgusting whisper omg
  3. Give something to America you never gave before
    Yeah he means virginity, let's fuck for the country
  4. I'm gonna show you cats some action / Like you've never seen before / We're gonna get some satisfaction / Down at the grocery store!
    Basically if you wanna fuck a rando, go to the supermarket?