FOOD I WOULD EAT IN EXCHANGE FOR NOT BEING FORCED TO EAT ANOTHER FOOD

I think I've done it the other way round but you can figure it out, surely
  1. The really fatty bit in lamb chops or like roast lamb that fucking stinks
    I will eat four whole lemons including peel
  2. That plastic yellow cheese goop stuff that you slop onto nachos in gas stations in American movies
    I will drink the whole jar of jalapeño juice from the jar of jalapeños in juice that you can buy
  3. A cow tongue (a whole one)
    I will eat one sheet of A4 paper
  4. Frozen cheesecake where it's not properly defrosted and it's super icy when you bite into it
    I will drink a gin martini (gross but but I can do it) while I'm waitin for it to defrost and then if it's still icy I will microwave it and then eat it as melty sludge
  5. Leftover butter/margarine on the knife after I've buttered something
    Half a teaspoon of raw garlic
  6. The water that fills up in the toothbrush cup and every now and then you have to rinse it out cause it's so gross and kind of thick
    I WILL EAT A FUCKING CAT DON'T MAKE ME DRINK IT