GET READY W/ ME (GARBAGE EDITION)

aka my everyday look list inspired by @transgender and @lesbian
  1. use a lush primer as a foundation cause it's shiny as hell
  2. slap it on
  3. smear it round
  4. get a giant pot of hair gel that you payed $2 for
  5. brush it through ya eyebrow to make it bushy and wild
  6. do it to the other
  7. get a giant can of hairspray
  8. spray it through ya eyebrows to set them cause you bought wet look hair gel and not strong hold like an AMATEUR
  9. get a lip balm
  10. smear it on ya cheeks
  11. get some craft glitter
  12. and the gnarliest trash brush you can find
  13. dump the glitter on it
  14. and shine the hell out of ya face
  15. SPARKLE SPARKLE Y'ALL